Copy Pasta thread

Because all WoW Copypasta has to go somewhere.

http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/v2/play.php?id=109962

Furthermore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyophYBP_w4

Dear
[] Moron
[] Loser
[] Irate Warrior
[] Victim of "Level 70 God Complex Syndrome"
[] Ganker
[] 12 Year Old
[] Twink
[] Troll
[] Nerfherder
[] l337 d00d
[] Whiner
[] Rogue
[] Night Elf Hunter
[] Mage
[] Other:

You are being flamed because:
[] You forgot to search. This is in the common suggestions thread and still posted too many times a day
[] You posted a "Retadins suck!" thread.
[] You posted a "Paladins are overpowered!" thread.
[] You posted a "STFU and heal pallies!" thread.
[] You posted a "Pallies can’t tank!" thread.
[] You repeated the ‘I’m a little paladin’ rhyme.
[] You posted a "Bubble is overpowered and needs to be nerfed!" thread.
[] You made a suggestion that would make your own class godly.
[] You need to learn to play your class.
[] You need to learn to play the game.
[] The mean ret pally stole your DPS loot and you came here to cry about it.
[] You lost an arena and are looking for a scapegoat.
[] You're just an idiot.
[] You posted a “Pallies can’t DPS!” thread.
[] You posted a Omg-i-got-ganked thread.
[] Your model brain is defective, leave until you have one that works.
[] You (possibly) lost a fight to my class and came here to cry about it.
[] Someone told you my class was easy to beat/play, you found out otherwise, and now you're complaining.
[] You posted a total lack of understanding about my class.
[] You posted a total lack of understanding about your class.
[] You don't know which forum to post in.
[] You made a ridiculous claim.
[] I don't like your tone of voice.
[] You fell from "the tree."
[] You insulted a large group of players.
[] You just plain suck.
[] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE (OR TITLE) WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS.
[] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums.
[] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[] Youhavenotlearnedthepointofpuncuationsuchasspacingcommasandperiods
[] You are too stupid to argue with.
[] You are extraordinarily bad at [detecting ()/posting ()] sarcasm.
[] Y0u u$3d Nu/V\b3r$ and sy/V\b0l$ in$7ad 0f l3773r$
[] Other:

In punishment, you must:
[] Play a Holy Paladin to level 70.
[] /delete yourself.
[] Go outside for longer than a minute and a half.
[] Suffer at least three nerfs.
[] Play a FULL Prot specced Warrior to 70.
[] Drink out of a spitoon.
[] Fetch me a shrubbery.
[] STFU and GTFO.
[] Go aggro the murloc.
[] Apologize to everybody on this forum.
[] All of the above.
[] Nothing. You are lucky.
[] Search for the answer to this thread.

In closing, I'd like to say:
[] Paladins are fine, l2play.
[] Stop stinking up the gene pool.
[] Get a life.
[] Your existence makes a compelling argument in favour of involuntary euthanasia.
[] I've found more intelligent things floating in the toilet.
[] STFU.
[] I hope you don’t reproduce.
[] All of the above
[] No one Cares

After a talk about lamenting how I shoulda rolled a shaman, and life hates me, etc...

INTERNAL MEMO FROM: Kil'jaeden
TO: Illidan Stormrage, Kael'thas Sunstrider, Lady Vashj
RE: 25 Annoying People

Anyone ever try killing those guys with the glowy hands in the back first?

This thread is totally win.

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=8557146168&sid=1&pageNo=1

APPAERENTLY my signature is too long. So here what it was going to be...
@The Menergy Corner@

Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator1, 2, and 3

Powerthirst: Re-Domination
1, and 2

Horse Cola
PUNCH THE KEYS!

NOTORIOUS Drinkers
*Bill Brasky
*Eskanra

What... what on earth?
.-.